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vapinky 
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 Posted: 09 May 2006 at 1:22pm |
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Wow, that wasn't very nice.....
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Posted: 09 May 2006 at 1:30pm |
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Just redneck humor. Sample these. #2 and #17 are my favorites.
1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night. 5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean. 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this." 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. 9. Your junior prom offered day care. 10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines." 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels. 12. The Halloween Pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. 13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. 14. One of your kids was born on a pool table. 15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. 16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. 17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. VOTE HOT!!!! SO GAS PASSERS LIKE ME WON'T ANNOY YOU!!! whoever smealt it dealt it!!!! |
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Posted: 09 May 2006 at 1:30pm |
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but its true, hillbillies use more moonshine and al-ke-hall than anythin else!
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Posted: 09 May 2006 at 1:38pm |
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What if I told you I was one?!?
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Posted: 09 May 2006 at 1:42pm |
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what if I told you I wuz one too?!
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Posted: 09 May 2006 at 1:42pm |
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Do you meet any of the above descriptions of a redneck?
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Posted: 09 May 2006 at 1:47pm |
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# 9
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Posted: 09 May 2006 at 1:48pm |
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Well...........YOU MIGHT JUST BE A REDNECK........LOL!!!!!!!! #9 huh, just shaking my head and laughing!!!!!!
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Posted: 09 May 2006 at 1:48pm |
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2, 4, 5, 9, 10 and 13. :-)
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Posted: 09 May 2006 at 1:52pm |
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Geez....a bunch of comedians. I had my two oldest children before I was old enough to drink. How's that?
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