BEWARE - Slugger mugged on 1/18/05

Terratoo pulled an ominous thread, about her roommate’s friend,
Whose trip went from Horner Road, to meet a darker end.

Chimed in Bob, a skeptical lad, skeptical by self report,
I can read the Potomac News and from there the facts, I’ll sort.

Carelic added, also in doubt, “friend of a friend, these things I heard. . . .”
Reports like this does no one good, and demanded the definitive word.

But good warning be good, if evidenced as, getmehomeplease had wrote,
And then added for other to repeated, Black Acura, oh, take note!

But a witness, of some type, Mrs S. heard something said on the phone,
Talk was talked, but info not passed, and the details remain bare bone.

Ah Terratoo, in her second post, to tell us what she knew.
But friend-o-friend is too upset, can’t yet write what is so true.

And Carelic comes back, thank you noting, but details if you would,
Friend-o-friend and stuff that I heard, the future does no good.

Baz. Oh Baz of 64 post, few words does Baz say
The sky is blue and now, falling down, you know the sky’s that way.

ScaryGreenGiant, questions direct and without worry,
So – was anyone – able – to – confirm – this story?

And Prose from Muschi, twenty lines, each on those attacked,
But friend-o-friend in not there, the details we still lack.

But that wakes up Baz, who again chimes in and pushes through the key,
a telling note of terror, “sometime ... you scare me.”

Potocol, jumps into the fray, a skeptical noting too,
We share concerns, we really feel, but “huh?” is needed too.

Defender notes, Internet facts have substance in the ether,
And strike the thread, where details lack, 'cause harm's a great repeater.

And SluDGe then mugs, that we should slug, the mugger of the slugger.
And Getmehome please, is told to be “at ease” for laughing at the bugger.

Then, finely, the post -- the story’s true! The veracity it is there.
Friend-o-friend is my coworker, adds the double-aught Keri-Bear.

Ohio7 then demands the story behind the post,
Why haven’t we heard from the “Victim” yet, he wants to know the most.

Terratoo replies, details promised, police reports take time,
But noting doubt, a warning shouts, friend-o-friend might change her mind.

And Baz in trice, a well rhymed verse, about a mugger fugger.
And the moon never beams with my arse blowing steam, when on a hot seat cover.

And VABIgBlue, finding self at end’s wit, cannot resist the pun.
So, Editor please, end this disease, and tell us this thread is done.

[Apology to all who's names I misspelled, to Sir Patrick Spense, and to the King, who sat in Dumbferling town, drinking his blue-red wine.]

EXCELLENT!! That was great :)

I agree.