Twas the Slug Ride Before Christmas |
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Posted: 20 Dec 2002 at 11:20pm |
A fellow slug sent this too me. I got a real kick out of it, thought others might too...
‘Twas the Slug Ride Before Christmas ‘Twas the slug ride before Christmas and all through the hills Not a slug line was stirring, not even at Potomac Mills. My car was parked in the lot with care, In hopes that a slug ride soon would be there. When out on the street there arose such a clatter I sprang from my car to see what was the matter. Away to the slugline I flew in a flash Sprinting across the lot in my typical dash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the luster of mid-day to the Mixing Bowl below. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a miniature car, and toward me it veered. With a little old driver, so lively and quick I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick! More rapid than eagles, his subcompact it came, And he whistled, and shouted and called me by name! He was chubby and plump, a jolly old elf, And I laughed when I saw him in spite of myself. A wink of his eye and the look on his mug Soon gave me to know that he needed a slug! He spoke not a word but went straight to his work Filled his car with three slugs and took off with a jerk. He stomped on the pedal and to all gave a whistle, And away we all flew like the down of a thistle. And I heard him exclaim before we hit 95, “Happy Christmas, Dear Slugs, and to All a Good Night!” |
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Love it. Thanks for sharing.[:)]
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