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Topic: Not Recommended!

Posted By: Baz
Subject: Not Recommended!
Date Posted: 14 Oct 2004 at 2:48pm

THINGS NOT RECOMMENDED WHEN PICKING UP SLUGS:
1. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.
2 Eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
3. Two words: Chicken suit.
4. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
5. Have conversations, looking periodically at the ceiling.
6. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.
7. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
8. Eat food that requires silverware.
9. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
10. Sing without having the radio on.
11. Honk frequently without motivation.
12. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
13. Ask people for Grey Poupon.
14. Let pedestrians know who's boss.
15. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
16. Restart your car at every stop.
17. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
18. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
19. Keep at least five cats in the car.
20. Root for firetrucks.
21. Stop and collect roadkill.
22. Stop and pray to roadkill.
23. Throw Spam.
24. Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop... and then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them.