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Topic: Twas the Slug Ride Before Christmas

Posted By: Admin
Subject: Twas the Slug Ride Before Christmas
Date Posted: 20 Dec 2002 at 11:20pm

A fellow slug sent this too me. I got a real kick out of it, thought others might too...

�Twas the Slug Ride Before Christmas

�Twas the slug ride before Christmas and all through the hills
Not a slug line was stirring, not even at Potomac Mills.

My car was parked in the lot with care,
In hopes that a slug ride soon would be there.

When out on the street there arose such a clatter
I sprang from my car to see what was the matter.

Away to the slugline I flew in a flash
Sprinting across the lot in my typical dash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the luster of mid-day to the Mixing Bowl below.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature car, and toward me it veered.

With a little old driver, so lively and quick
I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick!

More rapid than eagles, his subcompact it came,
And he whistled, and shouted and called me by name!

He was chubby and plump, a jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him in spite of myself.

A wink of his eye and the look on his mug
Soon gave me to know that he needed a slug!

He spoke not a word but went straight to his work
Filled his car with three slugs and took off with a jerk.

He stomped on the pedal and to all gave a whistle,
And away we all flew like the down of a thistle.

And I heard him exclaim before we hit 95,

�Happy Christmas, Dear Slugs, and to All a Good Night!�

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Posted By: Vema
Date Posted: 23 Dec 2002 at 7:57am

Love it. Thanks for sharing.[:)]